The movie is set in England, during the medieval
ages. At the start of the movie, we are introduced
to the king’s beautiful daughter; Lady Mirian.
She is inside the royal bathroom, singing
beautifully. Just then, her maid, Broomhilde
approaches her, and asks her to get ready.
When Lady Marian gets up from the bathtub, it
is revealed that she is wearing a chastity lock.
It turns out that her father, the King, wanted to
protect her from evil men, so he safeguarded her
assets with the lock. Unfortunately, the key has
long been lost, and Marian has been desperately
searching for the man who can open her lock.
In the next scene, we see a group of men dancing
to hip hop music. One of the dancers sings
about how Prince John and his sheriff have
taken over England, and are imposing
heavy and unfair taxes on people.
Elsewhere in Khalil prison in Jerusalem, we are
introduced to the main character of the movie;
Robin Hood. He has been apprehended for fighting
in the crusades, and is being taken to the most
notorious cell of the prison. There, one of the
guards asks him about who sent him there, but
Robin refuses to answer. As a result, the guard
takes out a ‘tongue loosener’ and punishes him
with it. However, Robin still does not budge.
Tired, the guard chains Robin next to a prisoner
named Asneeze, mentioning that he will be back
for interrogation again. After he is gone,
the two prisoners introduce themselves and
become fast friends. While Robin is imprisoned
for something serious, Asneeze is locked up for
simply jaywalking. Soon, they come up with a
plan to escape and strike the metal bar, which is
holding their chains. Luckily, the bar breaks, and
they are able to set themselves free. The duo then
frees everyone inside the cell and collectively,
all of them escape through the ventilator.
In the next scene, Robin and Asneeze are on
the beach, where Robin expresses his gratitude
towards Asneeze for helping him escape. As a sign
of friendship, he promises to help him in any
way possible. Hearing this, Asneeze takes out a
picture from his pocket, which belongs to his son;
Ahchoo. He then hands over the picture of Robin,
and requests him to look after his son, who is in
England. Surprised, Robin asks how Ahchoo ended up
in England, to which Asneeze replies that he’s
an exchange student. Being the man of his word,
Robin promises to look after Ahchoo, and departs
the place. However, instead of traveling on a
boat like a normal person would, he swims
all the way from Jerusalem to England.
After reaching, he gets on a horse and proceeds
towards his house. Surprisingly, on the way,
he sees some soldiers beating an African
boy. Robin quickly deduces that it’s Ahchoo,
as there are no other Africans in the area. He
rushes to save the boy, and with his exemplary
fighting skills, defeats all the soldiers single
handedly. After this, the two get on the horse,
and proceed to Robin’s home; the Loxley Hall.
Sadly, when they reach there, they find the house
being towed away by a man. Enraged, Robin
confronts the man, and asks what’s goin on.
The man simply hands him a scroll, and on
reading, Robin finds out that Prince John
has confiscated his house for failing to pay
taxes on time. Although Robin tries his best
to claim that it was impossible for him to pay
the taxes, as he was jailed in Jerusalem, the
man doesn’t listen and takes the house away.
As Robin wanders the place dejected, he notices
his blind servant; Blinkin. The two express their
happiness at meeting each other after long, but
soon, Robin gets devastated when he finds out that
his father has passed away. To make matters worse,
Blinkin mentions that even his mother, brothers,
dog, cat and goldfish perished while he was away.
As the two continue talking, Blinkin takes
out a pendant and hands it over to Robin,
mentioning that it was his father’s last gift
for him. When Robin asks what’s inside it,
Blinkin replies that it holds the key to
the greatest treasure in all the land.
After a while, Robin introduces Ahchoo and
Blinkin to each other. As the trio is talking,
a boy comes running at them from the woods. Being
the kind man that he is, Robin asks the boy what’s
wrong, and the latter replies that he is being
chased by the Sheriff of Rottingham. In no time,
the Sheriff arrives with his men, and demands
the boy back, but Robin refuses to hand him over.
As a result, the two get into an altercation,
which ends with Robin humiliating the Sheriff in
front of everyone. Before he sends the group away,
he vows to take revenge against Prince John.
Later, the sheriff of Rottingham meets Prince
John, and reveals that Robin is coming after them.
Here, we get to know that Prince John is acting
as the ruler of the kingdom, as his brother,
the King, has gone to fight in the crusades.
However, instead of being a just and kind ruler
like his brother, he is imposing heavy
taxes on people for his own benefit.
Expectedly, the news scares John, and he starts
brainstorming ways to tackle the situation.
When he finds no solution, he heads to the
dungeons to take advice from his witch;
Latrine. John briefs everything to his witch,
and asks her for a way to defeat Robin. Latrine
agrees to help, but in return, she asks John to
assist her hook up with her crush; the sheriff.
Although the prince is sure that the sheriff will
never get close to the witch, he still agrees.
Elsewhere, as Robin and his crew are traveling
to the castle, they are stopped on a bridge by
a giant named Little John. Robin demands to
let them through, but Little John claims that
they firstly have to pay the toll tax. When
Robin refuses, the two get into a stick fight.
Despite his small frame, Robin manages to defeat
the giant, and pushes him into the nearby river,
which barely has any water. Surprisingly,
as Little John does not know how to swim,
he starts drowning in the puddle.
At first, Robin is taken aback,
but when Little John continues to struggle, he
helps him up. With this, he wins the giant’s
trust, and makes him a part of the team. Before
leaving, little John calls his best friend; Will,
who happens to be a dagger expert. He can slice
through anything mid-air, with his insane dagger
techniques. After the introductions, the group of
5 start their journey to Prince John’s castle.
Meanwhile, Prince John and the sheriff are having
a party inside the castle. Soon, John’s niece;
lady Marian, joins the duo and observes the
celebrations. The sheriff, who is infatuated
by Marian’s beauty, immediately starts flirting
with her, but the latter pays him no attention.
Just then, Robin barges inside with a dead
hog on his shoulder, and drops it on the royal
table. John and the sheriff are left furious by
the intrusion, but surprisingly, Lady Marian is
impressed. Robin then introduces himself to Marian
and kisses her on the hand. This enrages the
sheriff, and he challenges Robin to a fight.
Expectedly, Robin cleans the floor with the
sheriff, so the prince is forced to call upon his
guards. Robin fights valiantly for some time, but
he is eventually outnumbered. When all hope seems
to be lost, Robin’s gang barges through the door
and starts attacking the guards. In no time, they
subdue all the bad guys, impressing the entire
crowd, including Lady Marian. Before leaving,
Robin warns Prince John to reduce the taxes,
or else he will eliminate him the next time.
In the next scene, Little John gathers some men
to fight for the cause, but Robin fails
to inspire them with his boring speech.
Instead, he makes them fall asleep. Seeing
this, Ahchoo steps forward, wears his specs,
and delivers an inspiring speech, despite it only
being three sentences. The crowd gets riled up,
and they agree to fight with Robin, against
the tyrannical prince of England.
The next morning, all the men get dressed
as Robinhoods and start training. Robin and
Will lead the training, but the men are so bad
that they cannot even defeat some dummies.
Meanwhile at the castle, the sheriff invites an
Italian mafia named Don Giovanni to assassinate
Robin. Giovanni has come with his two
associates; dirty Ezio, a mute assassin,
and filthy Luca, a multiple-time gold medalist
in archery. After a bit of chatting, the two
come to a conclusion that they will lure Robin by
organizing an archery competition in the palace,
and filthy Luca will defeat him in it. When the
crowd turns against Robin and calls him a loser,
dirty Ezio will assassinate him secretly. The
plan makes everyone excited, and even dirty Ezio,
who cannot speak a word, starts laughing.
Surprisingly, Lady Marian is hearing the
entire conversation through her balcony. Worried,
she immediately wakes up her maid, Broomhilde, and
briefs her about the situation.
The two discuss for a while, and decide
to sneak out of the castle and warn Robin of
the impending danger. Marian calls her horse,
jumps onto it and lands safely, but when it’s
Broomhilde’s turn, her horse simply moves away,
causing her to drop onto the floor.
After a while, they reach Robin’s camp,
and Marian reveals the sheriff’s evil plot to
them. At first, Robin vows to stay out of trouble,
but when Marian mentions that the palace is
going to organize an archery competition,
he starts having second thoughts. Even if his
life is in danger, he has to attend a festival,
if there is an archery competition in it.
Following this, Robin puts on a show for his men,
and starts singing behind a curtain in an
operatic voice. Although he takes out his sword,
the boys on the other side of the curtain think
that he has taken out something else. After the
performance is over, he takes Marian to a secluded
place to express his feelings for her. However,
as he proceeds to make out with her, he realizes
that she has been locked with a chastity belt.
Marian then reveals that her overly-protective
father put the device on her, so that she cannot
have any ‘fun’ before her marriage. Hearing this,
Robin tries to kiss her, but they are stopped by
Broomhilde, who mentions that they are getting
late. With this, the two depart on their horses,
but not before vowing to meet Robin again.
In the next scene, we are taken to the palace,
where the annual archery competition is about to
commence. Several skilled archers have come from
all across the land, hoping to win the ultimate
prize. As expected, Robin’s men are also there,
but they are disguised as women. On the other
hand, Robin has worn the attire of an old man.
Soon, the competition begins, and only two men
are able to hit the bulls eye. The two men are
none other than Filthy Luca, and Robin. Seeing
him, the sheriff immediately deduces that it is
Robin in disguise. Meanwhile, Dirty Ezio is hiding
in a nearby tower, ready to shoot at Robin.
As the first round between Filthy
Luca and Robin ended in a draw,
they are instructed to have one more go
at it. Robin goes first and once again
hits the bullseye. He then removes his
disguise and reveals himself to be Robin,
much to the delight of Marian. However, when
it’s Filthy Luca’s turn, he takes a good aim and
pierces through Robin’s arrow, hitting a ‘double
bullseye’. This gets the crowd going and they
start cheering for Filthy Luca. At the same time,
they jeer at Robin, and call him a loser.
Robin is in shock, as he is never supposed to
lose in an archery contest. Hence, he takes
out the movie’s script, to check if everything is
fine. Luckily, he finds that he has one more shot
left. Prince John and the sheriff also check their
scripts and confirm the plot. Wasting no time,
Robin takes out his arrow, but just as he is
about to shoot, Filthy Luca pushes him, causing
him to fire his arrow up. Surprisingly, the arrow
travels in the air, through the entire audience,
and lands on the bullseye, thus making him the
winner. This proves that movie writers can do
anything to make their heroes victorious.
As Robin celebrates his victory, an envious
Sheriff orders his men to arrest and execute
him. This worries Lady Marian, so she vows
to marry the Sheriff, but only if he lets Robin
go. The Sheriff accepts the proposal, and leaves
the place to prepare for the wedding.
In the next scene, a hangman places a noose
on Robin’s neck, just in case Marian changes her
mind. Soon, the sheriff arrives with a minister,
followed by Marian, who is dressed beautifully
for the occasion. She is accompanied by her uncle;
Prince John. As Robin watches everything unfold,
the marriage ceremony begins. The sheriff accepts
his vows immediately, but when it’s Marian’s
turn, she hesitates. This gives Ahchoo an opening,
and he cuts Robin loose with the help of an
arrow. With this, an intense battle ensues
as Robin’s men start fighting with the guards.
Amidst the chaos, the sheriff grabs Marian, and
forces her into his room, attempting to make love
with her. However, as he proceeds to deflower her,
he notices the chastity lock on her.
Determined, the sheriff brings a drilling machine,
and attempts to break the lock, but it’s of
no use. Just then, Robin enters the room,
and challenges the sheriff to a duel. The
two go back and forth, and during the action,
Robin’s pendant shatters and a key emerges from
it. Surprisingly, the key lands on the lock, and
fits perfectly, implying that Marian’s virginity
is the greatest treasure in the land.
The boys are distracted for a while, but soon
resume their fight. After a lengthy tussle,
Robin accidentally stabs the sheriff with his
sword. As the sheriff lies injured on the floor,
Latrine approaches him and mentions that she
has a pill, which can save him from death.
However, she will only provide him with it, if
he promises to marry her. With no options left,
the sheriff agrees, and after being
saved, he is dragged away by Latrine.
In the final scene of the movie, Robin and Marian
get married in front of everyone. Just then,
the King returns from his crusade and condemns
his brother from being cruel and evil. He orders
his men to lock away John and at the same time,
rewards Robin for his bravery and valor. The
king also returns Robin’s house back, and lifts
all the unfair taxes imposed on the people.
After this, Robin and Miriam
finally kiss each other.
In the post-credits scene, as Robin tries to
deflower Miriam, he finds out that even with
the key, the lock won’t open. The movie
ends as Robin calls for a locksmith.
Fun fact: During the entire course
of the movie, Prince John’s face mole
changes its location several times.
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